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  1. microtear:

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    This still kills me

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  1. tinderventure: “Reunited with a girl way back from elementary school ”

    tinderventure:

    Reunited with a girl way back from elementary school

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  1. volcainist:

    I don’t get how ppl take quick power naps. When I nap I literally never wake up

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  1. axylh:

    deathcomes4u:

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    zarekthelordofthefries:

    mousathe14:

    plume:

    OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

    Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

    The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

    It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

    The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

    weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

    my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

    no no, french dogs just be like that

    unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

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  1. awwcutepets: “I was about to fold towels when this little girl decided to jump into the dryer. I spun the drum to try and make her leave and this was the result. ”

    awwcutepets:

    I was about to fold towels when this little girl decided to jump into the dryer. I spun the drum to try and make her leave and this was the result.

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  1. hanari-san: “ stunningpicture: “ To the person who posted the Jenga tower earlier. Your move. ” how the FUCK ”

    hanari-san:

    stunningpicture:

    To the person who posted the Jenga tower earlier. Your move.

    how the FUCK

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  1. supjerbear:

    i need to get something off my chest

    *takes off my nipple*

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